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BLONDE JOKES
YOUV GOT BLONDE
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
FIRST CLASS BLONDE
A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."
SPEEDING TICKET
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
WALKING THE DOGS
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"
The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."
The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"
The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??
RANDOM BLONDE JOKES
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
YELL FOR HELP
Yell for Help Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."
MAGIC MIRRIOR
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
BLONDE SCHOOL GIRL
A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
BLONDE SCHOOL GIRL ALTERNATIVE
A LITTLE BLONDE SCHOOL GIRL COMES RUNNING HOME CRYING SAYING I CAN ONLY COUNT TO 5 THE REST GO TO 10 " IT WILL BE ALLRIGHT DEAR THE MOM GOES IS IT BECAUSE I AM BLONDE MUMMY NO IT'S NOT DEAR NEXT DAY SHE COMES HOME CRYING AGAIN ERRRRRH SHE GOES I CAN ONLY COUNT TO D THE REST GO TO Z DON'T WORRY YOUR GET THE HANG OF IT IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLONDE MUMMY NO DEAR IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOUR BLONDE. . NEXT DAY SHE COMES HOME SMILING I HAVE FINALLY ACHEIVED SOMETHING AT SCHOOL TODAY WHEN WE WENT SWIMMING ALL THE GIRLS HAD NO BREASTS I HAVE NOTICED I HAVE 36 D IS THAT BECAUSE I AM BLONDE MUMMY ? NO DEAR IT'S BECAUSE YOUR 25.
BLONDE GIRL AT SCHOOL ALTERNATIVE 2
A LITTLE BLONDE SCHOOL GIRL COMES RUNNING HOME CRYING SAYING I CAN ONLY COUNT TO 5 THE REST GO TO 10 " IT WILL BE ALLRIGHT DEAR THE MOM GOES IS IT BECAUSE I AM BLONDE MUMMY NO IT'S NOT DEAR NEXT DAY SHE COMES HOME CRYING AGAIN ERRRRRH SHE GOES I CAN ONLY COUNT TO D THE REST GO TO Z DON'T WORRY YOUR GET THE HANG OF IT IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLONDE MUMMY NO DEAR IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOUR BLONDE. NEXT DAY SHE COMES HOME CRYING I GOT LAUGHED AT BECAUSE OF MY BREASTS THEY BIGGER THAN ALL THE OTHER GIRLS IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLONDE MOMMY ? NO IT'S BECAUSE YOUR 25 ? (DECAF ANYONE) ?
final varation of the Blonde girl school joke (best version)
a little blonde school girl comes home from school happy i can count to 10 the other girls can only count to 5. ( is that because i'm blonde MUMMY ) Yes she says the next day she comes home happy again i can count to a-z other girls can only count to k is that because i'm blonde MUMMY. no SHE SAYS next day she comes home from swimming saying i got double d breasts all the other girls haven't got any is that because i'm blonde mummy. yes and no she says. YES BECAUSE YOUR BLONDE. NO BECAUSE YOUR 25. (Note) you can add in she got laughed at or she was happy in the swimming part ) it's still 1 varation.
DUMB BLONDE ON A ISLAND
On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the way then drowns. The blonde comes last. She makes it one half of the way, gets tired and then turns back.( INCASE you don't get this joke this is actually hillriaiours because it's not just basically the blonde got too tired and instead of pushing forward she turned back look in detail SHE WAS HALFWAY TO SWIM BACK WUD BE STILL HALF LIKE IT WUD IF SHE KEPT GOING AND RATHER SHE TURN BACK (proves she never was good at maths)
TWO BLONDES IN A BAR
Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. His curiosity finally got the better of him and he says " I hate to be nosy, but it's obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What's the occasion" One blonde replies "Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished - just the two of us alone - a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days." Confused, the bartender says "So?", to which the other blonde says "Well, on the box it says 3 - 5 years
BLONDE PAINTING THE HOUSE
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
BLONDE PAINTING THE HOUSE ALTERNATIVE
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a RED coatand and a blue coat
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a her red coat
over her blue coat. She replies that she was reading the
instructions on the paint tin and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, MIX THE RED COAT (OF TIN OF PAINT ) WITH THE BLUE COAT (TIN OF PAINT )
THREE BLONDES MAKE A WISH
There was three blondes stranded on a island far, far away. They saw a magic bottle floating on the water. They retrieved it and they went ahead and rubbed it, a genie came out and said " thank you very much lady's". the genie said, just for that I will grant you all one wish and one wish only, so all three blondes were happy.
The first blonde said I want to be rich and have a big mansion with a big swimming pool," poof", she was gone having a good time.
The second blonde said, I want to be a millionaire and own a plane with a cute husband to take care of me and travel the world, ' poof", she was of with her husband having a good time.
Then the third blonde was so sad. And the genie asked, "what is wrong?", the blonde said, you know what I wish, "I wish my friends were back here with me", and "poof", there they are, back together again.
GIRLS ON AN ISLAND AND A BLONDE
There was three girls stranded on a island far, far away. They saw a magic bottle floating on the water. They retrieved it and they went ahead and rubbed it, a genie came out and said " thank you very much lady's". the genie said, just for that I will grant you all one wish and one wish only, so all three Ladies were happy.
The first Girl who had black hair said I want to be rich and have a big mansion with a big swimming pool," poof", she was gone having a good time.
The second Girl who had brown hair said, I want to be a millionaire and own a plane with a cute husband to take care of me and travel the world, ' poof", she was of with her husband having a good time.
Then the third Lady who was blonde was so sad. And the genie asked, "what is wrong?", the blonde said, you know what I wish, "I wish my friends were back here with me", and "poof", there they are, back together again.
Dumb Blonde Time Joke
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer
Another Variation Of the Blonde Paint Joke
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
FIRST CLASS BLONDE
A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."
SPEEDING TICKET
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
WALKING THE DOGS
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"
The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."
The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"
The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??
RANDOM BLONDE JOKES
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
YELL FOR HELP
Yell for Help Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."
MAGIC MIRRIOR
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
BLONDE SCHOOL GIRL
A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
BLONDE SCHOOL GIRL ALTERNATIVE
A LITTLE BLONDE SCHOOL GIRL COMES RUNNING HOME CRYING SAYING I CAN ONLY COUNT TO 5 THE REST GO TO 10 " IT WILL BE ALLRIGHT DEAR THE MOM GOES IS IT BECAUSE I AM BLONDE MUMMY NO IT'S NOT DEAR NEXT DAY SHE COMES HOME CRYING AGAIN ERRRRRH SHE GOES I CAN ONLY COUNT TO D THE REST GO TO Z DON'T WORRY YOUR GET THE HANG OF IT IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLONDE MUMMY NO DEAR IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOUR BLONDE. . NEXT DAY SHE COMES HOME SMILING I HAVE FINALLY ACHEIVED SOMETHING AT SCHOOL TODAY WHEN WE WENT SWIMMING ALL THE GIRLS HAD NO BREASTS I HAVE NOTICED I HAVE 36 D IS THAT BECAUSE I AM BLONDE MUMMY ? NO DEAR IT'S BECAUSE YOUR 25.
BLONDE GIRL AT SCHOOL ALTERNATIVE 2
A LITTLE BLONDE SCHOOL GIRL COMES RUNNING HOME CRYING SAYING I CAN ONLY COUNT TO 5 THE REST GO TO 10 " IT WILL BE ALLRIGHT DEAR THE MOM GOES IS IT BECAUSE I AM BLONDE MUMMY NO IT'S NOT DEAR NEXT DAY SHE COMES HOME CRYING AGAIN ERRRRRH SHE GOES I CAN ONLY COUNT TO D THE REST GO TO Z DON'T WORRY YOUR GET THE HANG OF IT IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLONDE MUMMY NO DEAR IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOUR BLONDE. NEXT DAY SHE COMES HOME CRYING I GOT LAUGHED AT BECAUSE OF MY BREASTS THEY BIGGER THAN ALL THE OTHER GIRLS IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLONDE MOMMY ? NO IT'S BECAUSE YOUR 25 ? (DECAF ANYONE) ?
final varation of the Blonde girl school joke (best version)
a little blonde school girl comes home from school happy i can count to 10 the other girls can only count to 5. ( is that because i'm blonde MUMMY ) Yes she says the next day she comes home happy again i can count to a-z other girls can only count to k is that because i'm blonde MUMMY. no SHE SAYS next day she comes home from swimming saying i got double d breasts all the other girls haven't got any is that because i'm blonde mummy. yes and no she says. YES BECAUSE YOUR BLONDE. NO BECAUSE YOUR 25. (Note) you can add in she got laughed at or she was happy in the swimming part ) it's still 1 varation.
DUMB BLONDE ON A ISLAND
On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the way then drowns. The blonde comes last. She makes it one half of the way, gets tired and then turns back.( INCASE you don't get this joke this is actually hillriaiours because it's not just basically the blonde got too tired and instead of pushing forward she turned back look in detail SHE WAS HALFWAY TO SWIM BACK WUD BE STILL HALF LIKE IT WUD IF SHE KEPT GOING AND RATHER SHE TURN BACK (proves she never was good at maths)
TWO BLONDES IN A BAR
Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. His curiosity finally got the better of him and he says " I hate to be nosy, but it's obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What's the occasion" One blonde replies "Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished - just the two of us alone - a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days." Confused, the bartender says "So?", to which the other blonde says "Well, on the box it says 3 - 5 years
BLONDE PAINTING THE HOUSE
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
BLONDE PAINTING THE HOUSE ALTERNATIVE
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a RED coatand and a blue coat
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a her red coat
over her blue coat. She replies that she was reading the
instructions on the paint tin and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, MIX THE RED COAT (OF TIN OF PAINT ) WITH THE BLUE COAT (TIN OF PAINT )
THREE BLONDES MAKE A WISH
There was three blondes stranded on a island far, far away. They saw a magic bottle floating on the water. They retrieved it and they went ahead and rubbed it, a genie came out and said " thank you very much lady's". the genie said, just for that I will grant you all one wish and one wish only, so all three blondes were happy.
The first blonde said I want to be rich and have a big mansion with a big swimming pool," poof", she was gone having a good time.
The second blonde said, I want to be a millionaire and own a plane with a cute husband to take care of me and travel the world, ' poof", she was of with her husband having a good time.
Then the third blonde was so sad. And the genie asked, "what is wrong?", the blonde said, you know what I wish, "I wish my friends were back here with me", and "poof", there they are, back together again.
GIRLS ON AN ISLAND AND A BLONDE
There was three girls stranded on a island far, far away. They saw a magic bottle floating on the water. They retrieved it and they went ahead and rubbed it, a genie came out and said " thank you very much lady's". the genie said, just for that I will grant you all one wish and one wish only, so all three Ladies were happy.
The first Girl who had black hair said I want to be rich and have a big mansion with a big swimming pool," poof", she was gone having a good time.
The second Girl who had brown hair said, I want to be a millionaire and own a plane with a cute husband to take care of me and travel the world, ' poof", she was of with her husband having a good time.
Then the third Lady who was blonde was so sad. And the genie asked, "what is wrong?", the blonde said, you know what I wish, "I wish my friends were back here with me", and "poof", there they are, back together again.
Dumb Blonde Time Joke
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer
Another Variation Of the Blonde Paint Joke
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
BLONDE SILDE JOKE
THE AIM WAS WHEN YOU GO DOWN THE SLIDE SAY WAT YOU WANNA LAND IN AND YOUR LAND IN IT. SO THE REDHEAD SAID CHOCOLATE THE BRUNETTE SAID ICE CREAM THE BLACK HAIRED GIRL SAID FUR THE GINGER NUT SAID BISCUITS AND FINALLY THE BLONDE JUST WENT WEE THEN AGAIN WEE SO SHE LANDED IN WEE-WEE.
